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Robin: Those Who Catch Us When We Fall [Sep. 12th, 2007|09:34 am]
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Title: Those Who Catch Us When We Fall
Author: Teh_no
Rating: PG
Word count: 2,012
Fandom: Batman comicverse
Pairing: Mention of Tim/Steph
Summary: A sprawling ensemble piece whose intertwining plot threads include a baseball bat, Tim, and Tim's head.

( 'Hey, medicine people!' Kon shouted. 'My friend here had a bit of an accident with a baseball bat and he lost! Pretty girls, I’m gonna need some sympathy, stat! Doctor guys, some painkillers! Nurses, let me see some phone numbers, stat!' )
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YJ: How'd You Make Out At The Party? [Jul. 19th, 2007|01:34 pm]
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Title: How'd You Make Out At The Party?
Author: Teh_no
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,626
Fandom: Young Justice
Pairing: Bart/Cissie, Kon/Cassie, Slobo/Anita
Summary: Bart and Cissie are the only ones not paired off at the first annual Young Justice make-out party.

( Bart’s wondering what it feels like to kiss someone with that much stubble and before his mind can stop he has one of his mental pictures of himself in Slobo’s lap and Bart has to think about that for an entire three seconds. He looks at Cissie, who has folded her hands in her lap and is glancing at him awkwardly, because it’s a make-out party and they’re the only two people who aren’t making out, except for Robin and Secret, and they’re not here and also they’re Robin and Secret. So he kisses her before he can think about it and it’s really… wet and he doesn’t think about Slobo’s beard anymore, which is good. )
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YJ: Exes And Ohs [Apr. 8th, 2007|09:24 pm]
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Title: Exes And Ohs
Author: Teh_no
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Young Justice
Pairing: Tim/Steph
Summary: Celebrating their recent acquisition of fake IDs, Kon and Bart discuss their leader's pathetic love life (or lack thereof).

( Oh crap, ex-girlfriend at twelve o'clock! )
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Bart Allen: Thanksgiving [Nov. 28th, 2006|02:12 am]
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Title: Thanksgiving
Author: Teh_no
Rating: PG
Fandom: Hypothetical DC (like the real DC, but less irritating and with more bisexuality).
Author's Notes: A while ago, [info]v5_vendetta asked for my take on BartAllen!Flash. Since I am a complete feedback whore, I oblige a day late and a dollar short.
Summary: Bart Allen is thankful for being the Flash. Guest-starring Booster Gold Jr.

( Bart, we eat in real-time at this table. )
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Holodeck: A Bart Allen Adventure [Sep. 8th, 2006|07:37 pm]
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Title: Holodeck: A Bart Allen Adventure
Author: Teh_no
Rating: G
Fandom: Teen Titans/Star Trek: TNG
Summary: Bart discovers the Holodeck. Inspired-ish by [info]scarab_dynasty and her pointed questions.

( First I had to answer a lot of boring questions, then the computer put everyone here, but they were all grumpy, so I had to reprogram them to get everything right, but now I’ve got everything just right and we were going to have an adventure! )
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The Misadventurious Marriage of Max Mercury [Jun. 25th, 2006|02:19 am]
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Title: The Misadventurious Marriage of Max Mercury
Author: Teh_no
Rating: PG
Fandom: Young Justice
Summary: Having to tell Bart Allen you're engaged is the best argument for eloping there is.

( You couldn’t faze me if you told me that you were really a woman. You couldn’t faze me if you told me that I was really a woman… uh, I’m not, am I? )
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Fic - Ten Conversations About One Thing: Second Cycle [Mar. 19th, 2006|02:15 pm]
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Title: Ten Conversations About One Thing: Second Cycle
Author: Teh_no
Rating: G
Fandom: Teen Titans
Pairing: Bart/Carol
Summary: You know the cartoon "Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century"? Same thing, only instead of Sherlock Holmes, Kid Flash, and instead of 22nd century, 30th century. Other then that, exactly alike. Previous part here.

( Sorry. Sometimes I just talk when I shouldn't and I end up saying things that are totally inappropriate and I've always loved you. )
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Fic: A Night At The Movies [Feb. 27th, 2006|11:14 am]
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[music |Grand Funk - We're An American Band]

Title: A Night At The Movies
Author: teh_no
Rating: PG
Fandom: Teen Titans
Pairing: None. It really is genfic. I know, I'm shocked too.
Summary: Bart, Kon, Tim, and Steph go to see a movie.

( You twentieth-centuriers haven't invented the man-uterus yet? )
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