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Tested Positive For DEVO
It's very contagious.
Plus Account, Created on 24 August 2005 (#8110611), Last updated on 5 September 2012 [Gift]
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- Anti-penetrite!
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- I am so very amused I can tell that you're male, purely from the fact that you used the word 'ample'.
-Anonymous
Someone once said "write what you know." That's rubbish. The correct answer is "write what you don't know, then cover up your ignorance by throwing some Wiki at the screen." And I've been happy ever since.
I write the kind of stories I like to read. However, I have really weird tastes. Hence, that RPFS fic where Michelle Rodriguez fights Terminators while pining for her lost love, Kristanna Loken. Yeah, that inexplicable kinda thing happens a lot around here.
I tend to enact guerrilla attacks upon fandom, writing a single beautiful fanfic like a haiku about a candle floating on a leaf, then disappearing back to comics fandom to bitch about Superman Returns and take potshots at Wincest. Odds are, if your fandom doesn't totally suck, I'll drop in sooner or later.
Friending policy: I'm a big-tent type, hence the ladies' nickname I guess. We've got people here who think Stephanie should have a memorial case, right alongside people who think Supergirl's skirt is too long, living together like ebony and ivory. I tend to friend the people I like to read, so no offense if I don't friend you. It just means I don't find your squeeing over Cardcaptor Sakura all that interesting. As said, I have strange tastes. Friend away if you like, no need to ask, though I'd appreciate if you dropped a note telling me why I'm worthy of your f-list. Similarly, if you just want to stop by every now and then with no long-term commitment, that's fine too.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and no one whom I fic about. All smut takes place in magical Pornverse, where everyone has passed the age of consent unless otherwise noted. That's not a metaphor, there's actually a bunch of little interconnected tidbits marking pornverse. For example, there's a wildly popular video of Emma Frost and Kitty Pryde kissing on YouTube. It's kinda like how most of Stephen King's books reference the Dark Tower, except with more sex. And they're not all about an author with writer's block.
Whew! Thanks for reading all that. To reward you for your patience, here's a warm welcome.