||[Mar. 13th, 2009|12:26 am]
So, by law, everyone on LJ is required to comment on Racefail 09. I have, really, just two thoughts on this.|
First, we're lucky there are no men in LJ fandom. Because can you imagine if this were a bunch of black men getting angry? Oh, fuck! We have dodged a bullet, okay? Luck-e!
Second, every ethnicity group has its weak points. That's just science. For white people, it's race relations. Let's face it, minority groups are our Kryptonite. We just really suck at anything with brown people in it. I mean, look what happens when you try to add Caucasian to rap music.
But hey, you know, black people, you're not perfect. You have your weak point. Tyler Perry, Madea, that ringing any bells?
Yeah, we all know who makes those movies popular and we all know they're not very good. I mean, really now, combining the freshness and hilarity of a man dressed as a woman with the general quality we've all come to associate with Christian fiction? Stroke of genius, that is.
I seem to have wandered a bit, but to get back to my original point, black people, you need to stop watching Tyler Perry movies or it's okay to be racist against you. Teh_no, out!